Let Life Be Original

faunagrey:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.


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faunagrey:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

Well then…

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)


this-is-fat-bullshit:

iminfectionimhuman:

theramblingsofakitten:

ohmahgahd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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I’m sorry but this is hilarious

This makes me so proud to be English :’)

AM A FUKIN BRITISH AND PROUD M8 IM SO BRITISHIAN I FUCKED THE QUEEN

i live in washington now - the reactions i’ve had to my accent are pricelessthis-is-fat-bullshit:

iminfectionimhuman:

theramblingsofakitten:

ohmahgahd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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I’m sorry but this is hilarious

This makes me so proud to be English :’)

AM A FUKIN BRITISH AND PROUD M8 IM SO BRITISHIAN I FUCKED THE QUEEN

i live in washington now - the reactions i’ve had to my accent are pricelessthis-is-fat-bullshit:

iminfectionimhuman:

theramblingsofakitten:

ohmahgahd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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I’m sorry but this is hilarious

This makes me so proud to be English :’)

AM A FUKIN BRITISH AND PROUD M8 IM SO BRITISHIAN I FUCKED THE QUEEN

i live in washington now - the reactions i’ve had to my accent are pricelessthis-is-fat-bullshit:

iminfectionimhuman:

theramblingsofakitten:

ohmahgahd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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I’m sorry but this is hilarious

This makes me so proud to be English :’)

AM A FUKIN BRITISH AND PROUD M8 IM SO BRITISHIAN I FUCKED THE QUEEN

i live in washington now - the reactions i’ve had to my accent are pricelessthis-is-fat-bullshit:

iminfectionimhuman:

theramblingsofakitten:

ohmahgahd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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I’m sorry but this is hilarious

This makes me so proud to be English :’)

AM A FUKIN BRITISH AND PROUD M8 IM SO BRITISHIAN I FUCKED THE QUEEN

i live in washington now - the reactions i’ve had to my accent are pricelessthis-is-fat-bullshit:

iminfectionimhuman:

theramblingsofakitten:

ohmahgahd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2
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I’m sorry but this is hilarious

This makes me so proud to be English :’)

AM A FUKIN BRITISH AND PROUD M8 IM SO BRITISHIAN I FUCKED THE QUEEN

i live in washington now - the reactions i’ve had to my accent are pricelessthis-is-fat-bullshit:

iminfectionimhuman:

theramblingsofakitten:

ohmahgahd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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I’m sorry but this is hilarious

This makes me so proud to be English :’)

AM A FUKIN BRITISH AND PROUD M8 IM SO BRITISHIAN I FUCKED THE QUEEN

i live in washington now - the reactions i’ve had to my accent are pricelessthis-is-fat-bullshit:

iminfectionimhuman:

theramblingsofakitten:

ohmahgahd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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I’m sorry but this is hilarious

This makes me so proud to be English :’)

AM A FUKIN BRITISH AND PROUD M8 IM SO BRITISHIAN I FUCKED THE QUEEN

i live in washington now - the reactions i’ve had to my accent are pricelessthis-is-fat-bullshit:

iminfectionimhuman:

theramblingsofakitten:

ohmahgahd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2
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I’m sorry but this is hilarious

This makes me so proud to be English :’)

AM A FUKIN BRITISH AND PROUD M8 IM SO BRITISHIAN I FUCKED THE QUEEN

i live in washington now - the reactions i’ve had to my accent are pricelessthis-is-fat-bullshit:

iminfectionimhuman:

theramblingsofakitten:

ohmahgahd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2
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American Photoset #1 
Canadian Photoset #3

I’m sorry but this is hilarious

This makes me so proud to be English :’)

AM A FUKIN BRITISH AND PROUD M8 IM SO BRITISHIAN I FUCKED THE QUEEN

i live in washington now - the reactions i’ve had to my accent are priceless

this-is-fat-bullshit:

iminfectionimhuman:

theramblingsofakitten:

ohmahgahd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

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American Photoset #1 

Canadian Photoset #3

I’m sorry but this is hilarious

This makes me so proud to be English :’)

AM A FUKIN BRITISH AND PROUD M8 IM SO BRITISHIAN I FUCKED THE QUEEN

i live in washington now - the reactions i’ve had to my accent are priceless


badstickfigures:

dytabytes:

bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.


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badstickfigures:

dytabytes:

bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

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fuckmestupid:

turbochargedhysterics:

krakkenchaos:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

…it dropped me in my hometown.
Um…


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fuckmestupid:

turbochargedhysterics:

krakkenchaos:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

image

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

…it dropped me in my hometown.

Um…

im gonna try this omg

(Source: epochayur)